Daily Drinker

Daily Drinker – 12-19

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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer When…. 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall. 4. You see your…

Daily Drinker – 12-14

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On December 14th, 1941, the Bears and Packers played in the first NFL Division Playoff. Yes, the bears won, 33-14. Being a Packers fan, I don’t really care to hear about this. But it’s a big world out there and…

Daily Drinker – 12-13

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A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme?’” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have…

Daily Drinker – 12-12

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The following are lines Spock might have said followed by what was really said: This celebratory gathering occurs at my behest and I shall be lachrymose if it so befits me. Answer: It’s my party and I’ll cry if I…

Daily Drinker – 12-11

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Elvis Presley’s daily diet would fuel the normal man for a month. THE ELVIS DIET (“ELVIS THE PELVIS” KING OF ROCK & ROLL): Breakfast (5 pm) – 5,000 calories Six large eggs cooked in butter with extra salt, 1 lb…

Daily Drinker – 12-10

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Three men met at a party, and it wasn’t long until the conversation got around to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove. “I’m a veterinarian,” said the first fellow. “So, naturally, I drive a white…

Daily Drinker – 12-09

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On December 9th 1854, Lord Tennyson’s poem “Charge of the Light Brigade” was published. I know not so many people out there are poetry lover’s like my self, but I wanted to celebrate Tennyson’s works, so I am going to…

Daily Drinker – 12-08

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Rumors of Flight Crew humor has been spread across the net, below are some examples… From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull…

Daily Drinker – 12-07

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There is a this blond and she wants to buy a microwave. So she goes in and asks the sales clerk, “How much for that microwave?” The salesclerk replies, “We don’t sell Microwaves to blonds.” So the next day she…

Daily Drinker – 12-06

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A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells…

Reviews

Review: Yuengling Lager

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Yuengling is America’s oldest brewery and was established in 1829 by David G. Yuengling. He came to America from Germany for the same reason all other immigrants make that arduous trip: to reap the benefits of the American dream and…

Beer Review: Bailey’s Blonde Ale

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This thing’s happy to see me. Frothing at the neck and almost oozing up after popping the cap. HUGE 4-finger head. Soap suds? Nope, more like packed powder…ice cream soda…root beer float…lemon meringue on HGH…laces back nicely also. Honey opaque…

Beer Review: Faithful Ale

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Faithfull Ale–brewed to celebrate Pearl Jam’s twentieth anniversary and their album Ten–opens with a rich, yeasty nose, smelling of fresh baked wheat breads, mixed with toast crusts and wet wheat stalks. The nose is almost entirely grain and bread, but…