Top Ten Reasons Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 – You can keep one handgun at home and keep another for when your on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friends hand gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for backup.
#6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these grips make me look fat”?
#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you fall asleep after you use it.

And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman…
#1 – You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

On September 2nd 1898, the Machine Gun was first used in battle. Honestly, I’m not sure what to say here, I would prefer the a good woman, but I do love guns! Guns kill, puns heal, so let’s drink for laughter’s sake. Who’s with me?

For this celebration, try the “Machine Gun Joe”

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