England (pronounced ing-ger-lund) is widely regarded by people with a lesser intelligence as The United States’s little bitch puppet. It is the largest exporter of haters of Scotland and pakistan (due to brown friday). After brown friday when pakies raided airbases, stole choppers, and airlifted all of England’s call centers off to India, and as of 2006 the british public have had to learn pakistani if they want tech support with there internets, it didn’t take long for the banks to follow suit and now Pakistani is Englands second language with gook following a close third and polish creeping in at fourth. british telecom thought it would be a wise idea to change there name to Bombay telecom. England was created in 1066 by the Satan himself, just after creating Marmite. England is (without question) the greatest country on earth as long as you aren’t fleeing opression or ethnic cleansing in your homeland or happen to be french, some would say its best to have no sense of smell as most corner shops are run by pakies that don’t seem to be familiar with normal household products such as soap!

September 3rd, 1752 never happened, nor did the 10 days after it. England adopted the Gregorian calendar and citizens rioted thinking their government stole 11 days from them. Stupid English…

For this oldy but funny fact, try the “Time Warp”

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