A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man. “What’s the matter, old man?” says the young man. “Never done anything crazy in your life?” The old man replies: “Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son.” On April 11th, 1900, the U.S. Navy’s first submarine, the USS Holland, was debuted. Seems like a good reon to celebrate to me… Who’s with me? For this celebration, I suggest making “Real Navy Grog.“ Ingredients 1 oz. Rum, dark 1 oz. Rum, overproof/151 proof 1 oz. Rum, white 1 oz....
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Abraham Lincoln once said “It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.” Seems like this man knew that with good booze comes good people… On April 10, 1887, president Abraham Lincoln was re-buried with his wife in Springfield Il. Sounds like a good reason to celebrate… Who’s with me? For this celebration, I suggest making the “El Presidente“ Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. Rum, light 1 dash Grenadine 1/2 oz. Lime Juice 1 dash Pineapple Juice Mixing Instructions Shake everything with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a cocktail glass and serve
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Did you hear that one of the concorde pilots asked the other if he was going home after his shift? He said no, he was just going to crash at the hotel… On March 9th, 1969, the first flight of the french Concorde 002 took place. Even if more germans were killed by their aircraft, than in two world wars, I still think we should celebrate… Who’s with me? For this celebration, I suggest the “Concorde.” Ingredients Fill with Champagne 2 oz. Cognac 2 oz. (chilled) Pineapple Juice Mixing Instructions Stir cognac and pineapple juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a champagne flute and fill with champagne.
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Clint Eastwood was almost casted in The Terminator movies, & Invasion USA. The problem was that the producers of these films realized that if Eastwood starred in them, they would have been documentaries. On April 8th, 1986, Clint Eastwood was elected as the Mayor of Carmel Claifornia. I think we have had enough actors in our political system, but I am going to celebrate this one anyway. Who’s with me? For this celebration, try “Duke’s Nightmare” Ingredients 1 part Jack Daniel’s 1 part Tequila, white Mixing Instructions Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into shot glasses.
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On April 6th, 1986, a Soccer ball was juggled non-stop for 14:14 hrs setting a new world record. Seems like something to celebrate… Who’s with me? For this celebration, I suggest making the “Slutty Soccer Mom.” Ingredients 2 oz. Vodka 1 part Cherry Juice 1 part Grape Juice, white Mixing Instructions Combine ingredients in a collins glass and stir.
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