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Comment on Vulcan Mind Probe by Daily Drinker – 12-10 | Todays Drinker

Daily Drinker – 12-10 | Todays Drinker — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:42:25 +0000

[...] Three men met at a party, and it wasn’t long until the conversation got around to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove. “I’m a veterinarian,” said the first fellow. “So, naturally, I drive a white ‘Vet.” As they smiled and nodded, the second man said, “I’m an astronaut and I drive a Saturn.” Now the third guy was suddenly quiet until he was egged on by the other two. “Well,” he finally said, “I’m a proctologist… and I have a brown Probe.” On December 10th, 1974, the Helios 1 space probe was launched. This was an interesting research effort as I knew nothing about the Helios class space probes. Here’s a fun fact, the probes, tho built and launched in the 70′s, flew closer to the sun than any orbital probe ever has. They really aren’t functional any more, as they stopped transmitting in 1985, but they are still in orbit. So here’s to Probes of all kinds… Try the “Vulcan Mind Probe” [...]

Comment on Rocket Fuel by Daily Drinker – 12-08 | Todays Drinker

Daily Drinker – 12-08 | Todays Drinker — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:53:58 +0000

[...] Rumors of Flight Crew humor has been spread across the net, below are some examples… From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.” “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…” And, after landing: “Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.” On December 8th, 1946, the Army rocket plane, XS-1, made it’s first powered flight. I read a little about this and a lot of the principles in modern passenger planes were taken from this initial design. Too bad the passenger planes today don’t fly that fast. Travel time would be better right? To celebrate advanced flight technology (and no I’m not referring to the X-302), try the “Rocket Fuel” [...]

Comment on Heat of the Moment by Daily Drinker – 12-07 | Todays Drinker

Daily Drinker – 12-07 | Todays Drinker — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:59:44 +0000

[...] open the door.” To celebrate the tool we all live on at one point or another, try the “Heat of the Moment” [...]

Comment on Champagne Celebration Cocktail by Daily Drinker – 12-03 | Todays Drinker

Daily Drinker – 12-03 | Todays Drinker — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:31:22 +0000

[...] Top Ten Dumb Laws in Illinois 10. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. 9. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. 8. In Carbondale, no one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Avenue. (Retracted) 7. While in Chanpaign Illinois, one may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. 6. Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. 5. Kites may not be flown within the Chicago city limits. 4. In Des Plains, wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. 3. Evanston IL made a law stating the “Bowling is forbidden” 2. In Horner IL, it is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. 1. And the number 1 dumbest law in Illinois is… Chicago made it illegal to give a dog whiskey. On December 3rd, 1818, Illinois became the 21′st state in the United States. Hey, other than Chicago (kidding) I think Illinois isn’t such a bad place. I was researching and apparently the state has some of the best golfing, lakes and beaches. So great scenery, great activities, but you still can’t get your dog drunk. What is this world coming to? To celebrate Illinois and all of the US of A, raise your glass and try the “Champagne Celebration Cocktail” [...]

Comment on Thanksgiving Cocktail by selenar

selenar — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:50:15 +0000

niice def try voli vodka rasberry cocoa flavor, gives u a little twist to work with. This sounds like it has a def spike to it :)

Comment on Daily Drinker – 10-08 by tina

tina — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:52:37 +0000

I love you so much baby, I can't wait to see you as I walk down the aisle today!

Comment on Black Martini by Velvet

Velvet — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:00:39 +0000

What an awesome way to explain this-now I know evtreyhing!

Comment on Neon Geek by Daily Drinker – 09-20 | Todays Drinker

Daily Drinker – 09-20 | Todays Drinker — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:00:22 +0000

[...] this celebration, raise your glass and hang out with some “Neon Geek” cocktails! Share [...]

Comment on 7 Day Pill Box by Daily Drinker – 08-18 | Todays Drinker

Daily Drinker – 08-18 | Todays Drinker — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:19:03 +0000

[...] For this celebration, try the “7 Day Pill Box“ [...]

Comment on Boat Gas by Daily Drinker – 08-17 | Todays Drinker

Daily Drinker – 08-17 | Todays Drinker — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:37:39 +0000

[...] this celebration, try the “Boat Gas” [...]